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According to our research, the majority of country names fall into just four categories:
1. a directional description of the country
2. a feature of the land
3. a tribe name
4. an important person, most likely a man
Further, our research reveals that the way countries get their names is hardly ever democratic, and very few are rooted in the national qualities we like to associate with them, like liberty, strength or justice.

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